Segmentation in the Linux Environment

Once I saw a man on a bridge about to jump. I said, “Don’t do it!” He said, “Nobody understands my favorite OS.” I said, “Richard Stallman does. Do you believe in Stallman?”

He said, “Yes.” I said, “Do you use Linux or BSD system?” He said, “Linux.” I said, “Me, too! DEB-based or RPM-based?” He said, “DEB-based.” I said, “Me, too! Original Debian or a derivative?” He said, “Original Debian.” I said, “Me, too! Stable, unstable or testing branch?” He said, “Unstable branch.” I said, “Me, too! Systemd or OpenRC?”

He said, “Systemd.” I said, “Me, too! Wayland or X11?” He said, “Wayland.” I said, “Me, too! Hyprland or some DE?” He said, “KDE” I said, “Die, heretic!” And I pushed him over.